Clothes left in a heap on the floor as if the Wicked Witch had just waved her broom and made the person in them disappear. In some ways this made it easy for me when my son came along, red-faced and furious and eager to devour the world.
I grew up in a house of rowdy boys, boys with no-nonsense masculine names like Jack and Tom and Jim. More importantly, I can tick off the names of the Los Angeles Lakers, play a tough game of Junior Monopoly and have a high tolerance for jokes that revolve around the letter 'p.' What 7-year-old boy wouldn't adore me?
After all, I have nice green eyes and Jennifer Aniston-type hair, though regrettably not her long-stemmed legs.
